==> Zach: Answer another troll.

[precisemarksman]

[11:13] -- cuneiformAdumbrate [CA] began pestering preciseMarksman [PM] at 23:13 --
[11:13] CA: gxxD evening zach
[11:15] PM: How d'ya know my name?
[11:15] PM: Never met ya before.
[11:15] CA: itS nxt harD tx knxw yxur name
[11:15] CA: juSt like i knxw jack
[11:17] PM: It is if I've never introduced myself to ya.
[11:27] -- cuneiformAdumbrate [CA] is now an idle chum! --
[11:31] CA: i cxulD've gueSSeD it
[11:31] PM: Could've. But there's millions of names out there.
[11:31] PM: Ah well, can't dwell on that forever.
[11:31] CA: yxu may call me miStreSS (:S
[11:32] PM: Uh... okay, pardner.
[11:33] CA: yxur reactixnS are much mxre entertaining than jack'S
[11:37] PM: If ya say so.
[11:40] CA: i Dx Say Sx
[11:51] CA: nxw tell me human
[11:51] CA: what are yxu thinking abxut
[11:51] CA: are yxu thinking abxut hxw each anD every mxment yxure getting clxSer anD clxSer tx yxur timely enD
[11:52] CA: hxw yxu're gxing tx Die SxmeDay
[11:52] CA: anD that Day
[11:52] CA: wxnt be a Super Fun Day
[11:52] CA: i hxpe yxu gx peaceFully
[11:54] PM: Not really.
[11:54] PM: I don't think about death a lot.
[11:54] CA: yxu ShxulD be
[11:54] CA: yxu really ShxulD be
[11:54] PM: I prefer to think about how awesome these adventures are going to be.
[11:54] CA: Death iS an intereSting thing
[11:54] CA: but yxu can Die eaSily xn thxSe aDventureS
[11:55] CA: my xwn invxlve high riSk xF Fatality
[11:55] CA: where i tangx with giant beaStS thrice my Size
[11:55] CA: Simply Sx i can cxllect their cxrpSe anD return hxme
[11:55] PM: Ha, seems we've got one thing in common.
[11:55] PM: Though mine is simply in defense of my land.
[11:56] CA: anD tx which i cut xFF the FleSh anD bxil the bxneS
[11:56] PM: To eat, I assume.
[11:56] CA: i uSe the bxneS anD FleSh anD blxxD Fxr art actually
[11:57] CA: i like tx perServe the peltS with taxiDermy
[11:57] PM: Interesting. Well, I s'pose you gotta make art somehow.
[11:57] CA: my Favxurite iS a granDhxxFbeaSt
[11:58] CA: well yeS
[11:58] CA: i like tx rip them apart with my teeth
[11:58] CA: SxmetimeS makeS it harD Fxr me tx put them back txgether
[12:00] CA: itS a pity when i ruin the pelt
[12:00] PM: A... grandhoofbeast?
[12:01] CA: yeS
[12:01] CA: a granDhxxFbeaSt
[12:01] CA: Dx yxu nxt have hxxFbeaStS
[12:02] PM: We have beasts with hooves, but we generally call 'em horses.
[12:02] CA: hxrSeS
[12:02] CA: hxw intereSting
[12:02] CA: i preFer hxxFbeaSt
[12:03] PM: I suppose it's more a.... crude term, hoofbeast. But I hardly think horses are beasts. I happen to ride on them.
[12:03] CA: xh my
[12:03] CA: yxu riDe them
[12:04] PM: They get me places faster.
[12:04] CA: i Sink my teeth intx their neckS anD rip them limb Frxm limb
[12:04] CA: anD make pretty art
[12:04] CA: i uSeD the legS Frxm the hxxFbeaSt tx make my nutrixn table
[12:08] PM: I've killed larger creatures.
[12:09] CA: xh Sx have i
[12:15] PM: No doubt.
[12:24] -- cuneiformAdumbrate [CA] ceased pestering preciseMarksman [PM] at 00:24 --