==> Zach: Facepalm.

[precisemarksman]

[12:51] -- preciseMarksman [PM] began pestering avianCaballero [AC] at 00:51 --
[12:51] PM: Ya picked a great time to sign on.
[12:58] AC: i noticed
[12:58] PM: Yeah.
[12:58] PM: You missed the fireworks.
[12:58] PM: A bunch of 'em.
[01:02] AC: you guys all flipping dicks over aliens
[01:02] PM: I'm not.
[01:02] PM: Most of them are.
[01:02] PM: I got chewed out three times.
[01:02] AC: and then rei getting mad at me because i already knew they were aliens
[01:02] PM: Yeah, YOU got off lucky.
[01:02] AC: io told me earlier today
[01:02] PM: Don't even complain.
[01:06] PM: JACK.
[01:06] PM: I am going to murder both of you.
[01:06] AC: what
[01:06] AC: it's honest curiosity
[01:06] PM: That was the FOURTH time I got chewed out.
[01:06] PM: The shortest of the four.
[01:08] AC: sucks to be you man
[01:08] PM: I'm not being your foil!
[01:09] AC: maybe my mind is just in the gutter right now but did you just imply you weren't going to be a condom
[01:09] PM: ...
[01:09] PM: Jack.
[01:10] PM: That was seriously not the time nor the place for that joke.
[01:10] AC: there's a time and place for everything
[01:10] AC: and it's whenever someone feels like saying it
[01:10] PM: AND IT WASN'T NOW.
[01:11] AC: it's not that big of deal
[01:11] PM: Just. Quit talking to Kanabo.
[01:11] AC: i did
[01:12] AC: she quit talking to me actually
[01:41] AC: for the record it's not my fault
[01:42] AC: hey check this out
[01:42] -- avianCaballero [AC] sends link "seethestars.mov" --
[01:42] PM: Nice try, Jack.
[01:42] AC: what
[01:43] PM: Leon just tried to send me the same video titled differently a few minutes ago.
[01:43] AC: welp
[01:43] PM: I didn't watch it.
[01:43] AC: dude
[01:43] AC: they have tentacle dicks
[01:43] AC: THE CHICKS DO TOO
[01:43] PM: I don't need to know that.
[01:43] PM: I don't want to know that.
[01:44] AC: if they don't have sex they get killed
[01:48] AC: ...
[01:48] AC: please don't tell claire
[01:49] AC: she'll murder me
[01:49] PM: If you ever send me another thing like that or don't stop messing around with the trolls, I will.
[01:49] PM: I'll let it go this time since you're my best bro.
[01:49] AC: reigna watched it
[01:50] PM: ...
[01:50] AC: and io sent it to me
[01:50] PM: On second thought I may have to kill you.
[01:50] PM: No, just kidding.
[01:50] AC: after telling me all about trollsex
[02:04] PM: You're far too interested in that.
[02:06] AC: i'm not sure how to feel about it tbh
[02:06] AC: i was just cucrious
[02:06] AC: cause srsly
[02:06] AC: alien sex
[02:06] AC: curiosity is a powerful thing
[02:06] PM: Sigh.
[02:06] PM: Curiosity also killed the cat.
[02:07] AC: i'm not a cat
[02:07] PM: Nah. You're too lazy to be a cat. :P
[02:08] PM: ... Wait, cats are naturally lazy too.
[02:08] PM: Maybe you're a cat.
[02:14] PM: You went and told her anyway didn't you?
[02:15] AC: fml
[02:15] AC: well
[02:15] AC: rei told her that i told her not to say anything
[02:15] AC: so she was suspicious and asking about that
[02:15] PM: You know that the best policy is not to tell anyone anything if you want to keep ANYTHING secret.
[02:16] AC: but i wanted to show rei the video
[02:16] AC: i just made her promise not to tell claire about it
[02:24] -- preciseMarksman [PM] ceased pestering avianCaballero [AC] at 02:24 --